*Just a quick, yet still funny, one today. I going to the airport, Warning- contains swearing*
Deidara- Well..Here I am
Me- What did you call me *hic* Bob?
Deidara- …Have you been drinking again?
Me- I swear to *hic* drunk I’m not Jashin!! *hic*
Deidara- …Sasori Danna, Karis has been in your stash again!!
Me- Hey Deidara, *hic* You look like a girl!!!
Deidara- …un
Me- And seriously!! *hic* Why do you fucking say un all the *hic* time!?
Deidara- You can’t really talk un, you cant even pronounce ‘Th’ properly
Me- *hic* You know for a guy that *hic* looks like a girl, you’re a real *hic* bastard.
Deidara- …Seriously, how much did you drink?
Me- *hic* Now listen *hic* here DeiBraBra, *hic* Shut up
Deidara- …The hell is wrong with you?
Me- You know, your kinda *hic* pretty *hic*
Deidara- O.O THAT’S IT!! WE ARE SUFFERING TECHNIQUAL ERRORS!!!!
*5 minutes later*
Deidara- Well, here we are again…Where is Karis? And why is there a duck sitting on her chair?
Duck- Hey, I’m here to fill in for Karis while she is…sick…
Deidara- …No one takes me seriously…
Duck- HEY!! I HAVE GOOD QUESTIONS!! IM EVEN FUNNY!! Listen!! A guy walks into a physiatrist’s office with a duck on his head, the physiciatrist says, “Can I help you?” And the duck goes “Yeah, get this guys off my ass!!”
Deidara- …That’s it, I’m leaving!!
Duck- Oh, screw you, I need a drink!!!
Sasori- Stay away from my stash!!
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I MOVED SO STOP MESSAGING THIS ACOUNT >3<
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Sasori and Deidara arent dead, they're just locked up in my closet for inspiration purposes ^-^
CLICK HERE!!
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That cheered me up!
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Don't worry, be HYPER!
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"I am so clumsy I am almost disabled!"
"What do u mean I'm a vampire?.... OH great now I can kill people AND eat them..."
"They shall taste oblivion, which tastes like red bull... which is disgusting" -Red Vs Blue
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Sasori and Deidara arent dead, they're just locked up in my closet for inspiration purposes ^-^
CLICK HERE!!
[link]
[link]
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Don't worry, be HYPER!
Thanx ^-^
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Sasori and Deidara arent dead, they're just locked up in my closet for inspiration purposes ^-^
CLICK HERE!!
[link]
[link]
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Sasori and Deidara arent dead, they're just locked up in my closet for inspiration purposes ^-^
CLICK HERE!!
[link]
[link]
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"I am so clumsy I am almost disabled!"
"What do u mean I'm a vampire?.... OH great now I can kill people AND eat them..."
"They shall taste oblivion, which tastes like red bull... which is disgusting" -Red Vs Blue
I want to see number 3 soon.
Yay there's a dino in it!
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Don't worry, be HYPER!
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