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SasoDei – Just Another Day

Part 6

A Collab between Keono and Woolfy


They still went to many baby stores, but in the end they just went to Creepy Crawlers. Surprisingly the clothes there were decent and cheap like Kurenai said.

"Look at this one." Sasori held up a bib that read in bold letters, 'I BITE!', "Isn't it cute? And it's only three dollars."

Deidara smiled and looked at the little redhead in his arms. "What do you think, Hiro, un?" The baby was in his own world as he looked around the store in amazement. "He must not like it, un."

Sasori shook his head and chuckled. "Well we're still getting it." They continued to look for clothes for their newborn son, finding several outfits that were cute, of quite good quality, and also cheap. "We'll have to give those girl clothes back to Konan when we next get the chance…Or I can take them to Ms Ao's store once we get home." Sasori shrugged as he picked out a new outfit; a simple light blue shirt with a picture of a duck on it, adding it to the small pile that hung over his arm, "He'll be growing quickly, so we might as well get some clothes for when he is a bit bigger while we're here."

"Okay, un…" Deidara had grown bored of shopping for clothes and was currently fussing over his baby son, rocking him and making gentle cooing sounds. Hiro looked up at his mother, blinking his large brown eyes at him. He could recognise the voice of the strange blonde creature and the odd red headed creature from when he was in utero, but he still had no idea who they were except that they were almost always with him.

"…Babe, why don't you choose out some clothes? Daddy wants a little time with his son as well…" Sasori gave a slight pout, having barely been given a chance to hold his child since the blonde had woken up in the hospital.

Deidara sneered at his lover and held his child even closer, "My baby!!" Hiro gave a soft whine as he was held a bit too tightly and he began to cry, to which the blonde responded by fussing over him more. Sasori sighed and moved forward, carefully taking his crying son from Deidara, much to the blonde's chagrin, "Hey!! Gimmie!!"

The red head rolled his eyes and slowly rocked his son, making hushing noises, though the baby gradually stopped crying as he realised that he was no longer being clutched too tightly. The small red head returned to making quiet baby noises, and Sasori smiled lightly down at his son, "Awww~ Hey there little Hiroshi~"

Deidara began to fidget anxiously, not taking his eyes from the red head and his son, "…Okay, that's enough; give him back, un…"

Sasori gave a harsh sigh, but continued to hold him, "No need to get OCD, Babe; just pick out a few outfits that you like and then I'll give him back." Deidara bit his lip, desperate to hold his son, not trusting the red head at all, "Just breathe, Babe, when you go back to school you will have to have him looked after by the day care workers anyway; just relax."

The blonde realised the issue of going back to school, giving a weak pout as he forced himself to look away from his son and his lover, towards the baby clothes. Deidara could hear the red head cooing over their child, though he ignored it as he picked out three outfits that he liked, grabbing them and quickly turning back to Sasori, "Okay, done; now give him back!!"

The red head rolled his eyes and gave Hiro a kiss on the forehead before handing him over to the blonde at a leisurely pace, "Fine…See Babe? I held him for a whole thirty seconds and he is still in one piece; you have nothing to worry about."

Deidara handed Sasori the clothes and then took his son back, immediately turning his back to the red head as he started to check him over. He gave a sigh of relief seeing that his son was alright, and shot his lover a sharp glare, "My baby!!"

Sasori rolled his eyes again, moving forward and giving the blonde a quick kiss on the cheek; Deidara's maternal possessiveness would lessen soon, he just had to give him a bit of time, "Don't forget that I helped to make him, Babe~"

Deidara rolled his eyes and they went to the cashier to pay for their son's clothing. Once they had bought everything, they had still browsed, with Deidara going to the bathroom every once and a while to change Hiroshi's diaper. They had gotten many stares from people walking by them and even a few whispers but they just ignored all of them.

"Hey, I'm going to go buy some stuff, so do whatever," Sasori said, as he stood up from their table. They had taken a break so that all of them could eat, but mostly Hiro. Deidara nodded, still concentrating on his eating baby. Sighing, Sasori left his lover and child. Deidara was still feeding the little redhead, but looked up when he heard someone yell his name.

"DEIDARA-SEMPAI!" Deidara blanched and cursed lightly to himself. Tobi was running towards him at full speed and the blonde wanted to run away, till he realized that he had a newborn baby in his arms and he wasn't about to leave three bags of purchases unattended in the North, even if it was the better part of the city. The only option was to stay. "SEMPAI!" The teen gasped when he saw the baby and Deidara just growled, before shielding his son, slightly.

"Go away, Tobi, un. Before I get Sasori back here." It was a bluff because he had no idea where the redhead had gone and how to reach him even if he did know.

"IS THAT MY BABY?!" Tobi zoomed in on the child but Deidara kicked his leg out, causing it to smash into the older male's chest. He was running in place, with his arms stretched out, trying to reach Hiroshi. Deidara growled, but still kept a comfortable hold on his baby.

"No, Tobi! It's Sasori's for god's sake!"

Tobi stopped momentarily. "You mean... You cheated on me?" His voice turned dark and Deidara swore he saw red through the eyehole of his mask.

Deidara sneered and put down his leg. "No! I never even liked you! What made you think we were going out in the first place, un?" Hiro gave a small whine at all the yelling and Deidara quickly averted his attention to the little redhead, before rocking him back into piece; he took the bottle from him and the baby yawned, before snuggling his head in Deidara's chest. "Get out of here, Tobi," Deidara hissed harshly.

"SEMPAI NEVER LIKED TOBI?!" The boy abruptly burst out into tears as he returned to his normal self, "WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! SEMPAI IS SO MEAN!!" Hiroshi gave another soft whine before he also started to cry loudly, though not as badly as Tobi. Deidara was absolutely enraged; HOW DARE THE IDIOT MAKE HIS BABY CRY!! The blonde stood up from the seat while still carrying his son before kicking Tobi as hard as possible where the sun don't shine. The idiot stopped crying to give a loud whimper before limping off to some dark corner to mope and escape the blonde's wrath.

"Wow Babe, remind me to never get Hiroshi upset…" Deidara blinked and turned to see Sasori walking over to him, carrying a shopping bag, "Then again, you have kicked me in my baby-making-area before…You're ruthless~". The blonde rolled his eyes before returning his attention to the crying infant in his arms, trying to make him quieten down, "…I wonder if I had actually said yes to adoption whether you would have given him up now anyway…" Deidara ignored the older male and soon Hiro calmed down, giving a yawn before pressing his head back against the blonde's chest, falling asleep two moments later, "…Yeah, he definitely takes after me~"

"I just hope he doesn't inherit your libido…Or rape anyone for that matter, un…" He shot the red head a sharp accusing glare, "Or become a two faced ass who doesn't take no for an answer and then kidnaps the person who hates them the most and that they raped and then force them to live in the fucking North part of the city, and not to mention getting them pregnant…"

Sasori rolled his eyes though couldn't help but smirk, putting an arm around the blonde, "Awww~ I got you eventually~ And you love our little baby~" The red head kissed him on the forehead before nuzzling his hair gently.

"Whatever…" Deidara leaned into the older male slightly for a few seconds, "So what did you buy after all that, un?"

Sasori gave a low chuckle, "Oh, you'll find out soon enough, Babe~ You'll find out soon enough~"

Deidara gave him a blank obvious look, "It's something to do with sex, isn't it?"

"Maybe it is, maybe it isn't~ As I said, you'll find out soon enough~" Deidara gave a harsh sigh, pulling away from the red head so that Sasori could pick up their bags, "Okay, anything else you want to get while we're here?" Deidara shook his head and the redhead nodded, "Okay then, let's go~"

They took the bus back home, with Hiroshi sleeping the entire way.

-x-

It was the following day, and the red head was currently at work while the blonde was home alone with his son. He had tried to find the bag that Sasori had had the day before, but between holding his son and fussing over him, the blonde had not been able to find whatever it was. Dammit…

Deidara was now watching some TV with his son, who seemed like he didn't give a shit about it. He was lying in the blonde's lap, staring up at him. Deidara just sighed and changed the channel to one with lots of animals, but Hiro still wouldn't look at the TV. "Am I really that fascinating, un?" Hiroshi just continued to stare for a few seconds before yawning and giving a whine, beginning to cry. Deidara sighed and picked up his wailing baby, before going to the kitchen to warm up a bottle of milk. As he waited for that to heat up, he rocked Hiroshi, stopping his crying for the moment; though once he stopped his movement he started to cry again. Once the milk was warm Deidara took it out of the microwave and walked to the living room, sitting on the couch. He began to feed Hiro who stopped his crying to get his food. His eyes slowly closed and he calmed down.

Deidara frowned at a thought forming in his head. He didn't want to go back to school and leave his son with some random people at the daycare centre! The only person he could semi-trust was Sasori and Deidara didn't even want to leave Hiroshi with him for an hour! "What do you think, Hiro? Should Mummy go back to school, or stay here with you?" The baby's brown eyes opened and he stared at the blonde, not understanding what was happening. "So I should stay home, un?" Hiro just closed his eyes again as he began to feel tired. "Home it is. Though Daddy won't like that, I don't care, un."

A few minutes later the bottle was finished and Hiroshi was peacefully sleeping in his mother's lap. Deidara had turned down the volume on the TV but just enough for him to hear. He was playing with his son's baby hair gently, making the little redhead coo every once in a while. Deidara smiled and got up gently to grab a blanket from the nursery, but was interrupted by a loud knock.

Deidara quickly looked down at his baby and saw his eyes slowly open before he started crying again. He sighed and moved to the door, still rocking his baby. He looked through the little looking hole and saw an old woman standing there. Maybe the landlord? He opened the door with his baby still crying. "Yes?"

The old bag looked at him in total shock. "Did the previous resident move from this apartment? A Sasori Akasuna?"

Deidara almost glared at the woman and even Hiro stopped crying, seeming to be done with his fit. "No, he still lives here. Who are you and what do you want?"

She blinked at him suspiciously, before giving a slight scowl, "I heard a rumour that my grandchild, Sasori, has had a son…" This must have been Chiyo then…Oh shit, it was Chiyo!! "Is that him?" She pointed at Hiroshi before moving forward to get a better look at him, stepping into the apartment, "Oh, he looks just like my grandson~…Before he grew up into a psychopath…Can I hold my great grandson?"

Gawd, how old was this woman?! She had thin grey hair tied in a bun, several liver spots on her face, and was wearing what looked similar to a dressing gown. Deidara sneered lightly and automatically held his son closer, "My baby, un!!"

The woman lifted a thin eyebrow up at him, "You must be the baby sitter…My, I thought that Sasori would at least chose a sitter who did not look like absolute trash; no offence." Deidara's face flushed an angry red, and he bore his teeth at the old woman.

"OH LOOK WHO IS TALKING YOU BITCHY-OLD-HAG!! IF I REALLY LOOK LIKE TRASH, THEN TELL ME WHY I'M SASORI'S FUCKING LOVER AND THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILD!!" Hiro whined at the outburst, but sadly he was actually getting used to the blonde yelling in a temper.

Chiyo stared at him completely dumbfounded, "…You're Sasori's lover…And the mother of this child…?" Deidara gave a slow angry nod glaring darkly at her, "…And you're a boy?"

"Yeah, if you-" Before he could say the snide comment he had been planning, the blonde was slapped across the face.

"HOW DARE YOU DEFILE MY FAMILY TREE WITH THIS BASTARD!!" She pointed at Hiroshi and the baby began to cry at the unfamiliar yelling, the blonde automatically pulling him even closer though still shocked about getting slapped. "GIVE ME THE BRAT; YOU'RE BOTH UNFIT TO TAKE CARE OF MY GREAT GRANDCHILD!!"

Deidara stared at the woman like a deer in headlights mostly due to the comment about handing Hiroshi over to her. She was going to take his son away from him? NO!! HE WOULD NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN!! "HE'S MY SON, UN!! GET LOST; I'M TAKING GOOD CARE OF HIM!!"

"IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR TWO GAY MEN TO POSSIBLY TAKE CARE OF MY GREAT GRANDCHILD!! HAND HIM OVER!!" Chiyo lunged at him but Deidara was one step ahead, bolting to the nursery and shutting the door behind him, quickly locking it as he did so. Chiyo began to bang on the door, still screaming, and the blonde tried to stop his baby from crying though with little success.

Suddenly, there was abrupt silence outside the door, even Hiroshi quietened a little, and a new voice spoke out, "Granny Chiyo?" It was Sasori. "What're you doing here? Wait, where's Deidara?"

"THAT TRASH IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO HAVE A CHILD! NEITHER ARE YOU! I AM HERE TO GET MY GREAT GRANDCHILD!"

"What the hell?! This isn't your baby! And what makes you think that we would give you our child?!" Deidara continued to listen, still scared that his son would be taken away from him. He looked down at Hiroshi who looked like he would burst into fresh tears at any moment. Deidara hushed him quietly and rocked him.

"YOU CANNOT RAISE HIM! YOU BARELY EVEN HAVE A JOB!" Chiyo pounded on the door again and Deidara jumped in shock while Hiroshi began to cry. "OPEN UP!"

"GET OUT, CHIYO!"

The banging stopped and Deidara rocked his baby back into a calm state. "What? I am doing you a FAVOUR, Sasori! Something you do not deserve after you have sinned! Feel lucky that I won't give him to an adoption agency." Deidara tensed and began to feel anger rising up inside of him. This old bag actually had the nerve to try and take their child and to threaten them?! He stood up with Hiroshi in his arms and opened the door.

"FUCK YOU, OLD BITCH! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT OR SAY IN HAVING MY BABY! IF YOU WANT TO STEAL ONE SO BAD THEN GO TO SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THEIR KID, UN!" Chiyo looked up at Deidara in shock and made a move to grab Hiroshi but the blonde just turned to the side, causing the old woman's moves to falter. "YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET MY SON, YOU BITCH! GET OUT!" Deidara began shoving Chiyo away with one arm and she couldn't get a word out as the blonde continued to scream. Sasori just watched in amazement as his lover continued to shove his grandmother out, not like he wasn't mad at him or anything; more like astounded! With one last shove Chiyo was out the door. "IF YOU EVER COME BACK, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, UN!" He slammed the door and looked at his lover smiling. "Hey, Danna, you're grandmother is a bitch, un. What's for dinner?"

Sasori stared at the blonde in absolute shock, "You just threatened to kick my grandmother's ass, Brat!!" He then gave a surprising smile, "You can have anything that you want!!" The red head moved over to the blonde, wrapping one arm around him and placing his other to help cradle Hiro as he pressed his lips against his lover's.

The kiss was interrupted, however, by a banging at the front door, "LET ME IN AND GIVE ME THAT CHILD!!"

Deidara gave a sharp growl and actually handed Hiro to Sasori, the red head quickly holding his son properly before the blonde turned and marched to the door. He opened it, screamed a few more abusive threats, before slamming the door in the woman's face. Sasori lifted an eyebrow before the blonde strolled back over to him, humming happily. He abruptly flung his arms around the red head, pulling him down into a kiss while being careful that they didn't accidentally squish their son.

Sasori immediately slipped his tongue into the blonde's mouth, pressing back and kissing him deeply while holding their no-longer-crying son, the little red head just staring up at them, not knowing what was going on. Soon the younger male pulled away, giving a small smile at the red head, "By the way I'm not going back to school~"

Deidara snatched Hiro away from Sasori, the little red head giving a yawn and snuggling against his mother's chest. The older male frowned at him, "Look Babe, after school you can be a stay at home mother, but you have to graduate first."

"I don't care," the blonde began to dry the tears from his son's cheeks; "I'm not going to leave my baby in the care of some random daycare workers!!"

Sasori gave a harsh sigh, running a hand through his hair, "Okay Babe, I think I have a solution. I'll call up Hidan, get Kakuzu's number and then call him; I'll ask if it would be okay for Hiro to go with you to classes so you won't have to leave him at the daycare."

Deidara blinked at the red head, before he explicably brightened, "Really? YOU'RE THE BEST DANNA EVER, UN!!" The blonde flung one arm around the red head's neck, still holding Hiro with the other, pulling him down into a passionate kiss which lasted for at least a minute before they pulled away, "Can I have dinner now~?"

Sasori rolled his eyes, giving the younger male a quick peck before pulling a part, "Sure…" He moved over to the door, looking through the eyehole, "Chiyo is gone, but she may come back…She is as persistent as…Well…As persistent as I am." The red head gave the blonde an ironic smirk before shaking his head, moving to the kitchen, "Just be careful when you and Hiro are home alone, Babe…How does Steak Diane for dinner sound?"

Deidara smiled brightly and nodded his head vigorously. "YES! I'm fucking hungry since I barely ate today, un!" Sasori smiled but rolled his eyes.

"Don't curse so much in front of Hiroshi," Sasori chided as he went to the kitchen to prepare some food. "And why didn't you eat today?"

Deidara shrugged and walked into the kitchen. "Never really popped up till a little while ago, un."

Sasori sighed and took out a carrot. "Munch on this, okay?" Deidara nodded and took the vegetable from the redhead before taking a bite. Hiro whined and looked up at Deidara pleadingly.

"You just ate, Hiro, un. I'll feed you again soon." Deidara sat on the couch and the baby in his arms began to cry some more. Deidara sighed and found a pacifier for the little redhead and stuck it in his mouth. "There, now be happy, un." Hiro didn't whine, just closed his eyes as he began to fall asleep again. Deidara turned up the volume on the TV and began watching a random show. He ate his carrot, the crunching noise bringing Hiro out of his sleep every once and a while.

After a few minutes Sasori came from the kitchen and sat down next to the blonde. "So besides that small mishap, what did you do today?"

Deidara sighed and talked around his carrot. "Nothing much, just hung out with Hiro, not that I minded though, un." Deidara switched the channel to one with a lot of cartoons on but Hiro still wouldn't look at the TV. "This kid does not like TV at all."

Sasori chuckled. "He's probably like me again. Try reading to him tonight; I'm sure he'll love your voice~" Sasori leaned in towards the blonde and nipped at his ear.

Deidara glared and pushed Sasori away. "Two weeks haven't passed yet."

"But you still tease me with all your kisses? That doesn't seem fair, Babe~" Sasori pulled on a false pout and nuzzled his neck. "Are you sure two weeks?"

"If you keep on pestering me, it'll be when Hiro moves out, un," Deidara said looking at the TV. Sasori gave a sigh and gave both Deidara and his son a kiss on the forehead.

"Dinner will be ready soon; maybe put Hiro into his crib while we eat or he might get jealous of my amazing cooking skills." The blonde glared lightly at the older male, holding the little red head closer, "Come on, Babe, just while we eat…And pacifiers are bad for baby's teeth…"

"He doesn't even have teeth yet, Danna." Deidara still glared at him, and the red head rolled his eyes.

"Fine, but when he does start to get teeth we're taking it away from him; it's not like he cries that much anyway, and even when he does it isn't for long." Sasori stood up from the couch and made his way to the kitchen while the blonde gave a sigh and went to the nursery, laying Hiro down in the crib. Instead of swaddling the baby, he just pulled the blanket over the little red head, leaning down to give him a kiss on the forehead.

Hiro gave a low whine around the pacifier, opening his large brown eyes for a few seconds before closing them again, quickly falling asleep. Deidara smiled affectionately at his son, wondering why he had actually wanted to give the little red head up for adoption. He continued to watch Hiro sleep until Sasori came into the room, putting an arm around the blonde boy's shoulders.

"Dinner is ready, Babe." He gave Deidara a kiss on the cheek before looking down at their son, matching the blonde's smile with his own tender expression. After a minute of silence, the red head gave a slight sigh, "Come on, Sweetie, let's leave him to sleep~"

The blonde gave a tentative nod and the red head led him from the room to the kitchen where their dinner was waiting for them on the table. They sat down and began to eat, though Deidara still wasn't at peace over what had happened earlier, "Will she be back, un?"

"Who knows?" Sasori shrugged as he finished his steak and moved onto eating his mashed potato and peas, "She might try to take Hiro, or she might just decide that any spawn of mine is a lost cause and leave us alone…That woman is quite unpredictable…"

"Hey, why did she move out, un?" The blonde tilted his head and continued to eat his food, relishing it since they didn't have steak very often, especially with the exquisite sauce.

"Well, she moved out when I was eighteen to live with her brother after the whole fiasco where I cut some kids hand off with a rusty saw blade in Wood-Work and after I told her that I was into men…" He shrugged and continued to eat for a few moments, "After she left I realised that I had to sort my life out and get a job so that I could support myself; I got a job at the library and managed to get my life back on track." He looked thoughtfully into the distance as he shoved another spoonful of mashed potato into his mouth, before snapping back to reality, "And then I met you a year later, Babe~" Sasori smirked at the blonde and gave a slight shrug, "But I guess she thinks that I'm still as reckless as I used to be…"

Deidara just nodded and chugged the rest of his food down. "'Kay I'm going to-"

"Let him sleep, Babe~ I'm sure he had a rough time, too; everybody wants him~" Deidara gave a small glare and waited for his lover to finish eating.

"Isn't she still a cop, un?"

Sasori looked thoughtful for a moment. "Don't think so, she's is almost in her eighties, she isn't a policewoman anymore though she still might have a few of the things from it like a gun…Though hopefully not." He answered before, eating a piece of steak.

Deidara frowned. "What if she uses that to get Hiroshi?"

Sasori sighed. "She can't get a baby for just being a cop, Babe. Her reasons don't even make sense. Just because we're men doesn't mean we don't know how to take care of a baby, and we don't have to be married to have a child, so we did nothing wrong." Deidara looked unsure, but gave a small nod.

"Fine... Can I go to him now, un?" He was already up though and walking towards the nursery.

"Brat." Deidara froze at the name. "Let him sleep," Sasori said from the kitchen. "When he wakes up tonight you can go to him."

Deidara groaned and walked back to the kitchen. "You said while we were eating I can't hold him, and I'm done-"

"Just let him take a nap, okay?" Deidara sighed loudly and sat down, banging his head on the table. "You know, I bet you'll get to the point of being tired of him in about... Maybe three months?" Sasori chuckled and Deidara just glared up at him.

"No I won't, un. Why would I?"

Sasori smirked and opened his mouth to reply only to be interrupted by a baby's cry. He gave a smug look. "All your's, Babe~" The blonde quickly began warming up a bottle and he went to his baby while it heated up. When he went to the nursery he heard the cries quiet down but they were still present. He went to the crib and picked up the little redhead with his blanket. The lights were off and Deidara stepped into the hallway where there was more light.

Hiro closed his eyes from the bright light and gave another whine. Deidara walked to the kitchen and grabbed the bottle from the microwave before putting the cap on. Sasori smirked but still continued eating his food. "You two are so cute~" Deidara ignored his Danna and went back to the nursery.

Sasori rolled his eyes while still smirking, finishing off his food and then getting to his feet as he picked up their dishes. He brought them to the sink and began to wash them methodically, hearing Hiroshi's cries grow less and less, suddenly stopping as the blonde began to feed him with the bottle.

Deidara lightly tussled his son's red baby hair as he began to feed him, the little boy looking up at the blonde curiously while he fed. He didn't know just who the yellow-haired-creature was, but he felt safe when he was in his arms. And it was the same with the red-headed-creature too, even though he seldom held Hiroshi, he felt protected just being around him. The little red head blinked his large brown eyes slowly before closing them as he continued to suckle on the bottle. "Danna, I think tomorrow we'll have to go to Konan's mother's store and pick up some formula, un; we're running out of the milk that the hospital gave us."

Sasori finished with the washing up and moved to the nursery where the blonde stood feeding his son. "I have work tomorrow so you'll have to go and buy it…Or should we go and get it now?"

"Yeah, let's go get it now, un. I don't want to leave the house alone with your bitchy grandmother still lurking around…" Deidara finished feeding Hiro and handed the empty bottle to the red head, who exited the nursery and left it in the kitchen to wash later. "I hope he likes formula." The family of three exited the apartment, locking the door behind them, and then they began to make their way down the stairs to the main street.

They walked down the path which was not very crowded since it was 10 o'clock at night, crossing the street as the group made their way to Konan's mother's store. Once inside, they were met with Ms Ao giving a loud shout of joy, "Awww!! You are the cutest little family ever~!! How's little Hiroshi doing?"

The blonde held his son closer, and the little boy babbled lightly, staring with an awed expression at the slightly familiar woman. Sasori smiled at Ms Ao, "He's doing well, but we need to pick up some formula for him and maybe some more diapers while we're here."

"Okay~ Can I see little Hiro?" The blonde narrowed his eyes suspiciously before giving a slow nod, walking towards the woman. He let her look at his son, though refused to let her hold him. "Awww~ I remember when Konan was that young~ And Konan's little sister was just as adorable~"

"Is Konan here?" Sasori asked as he picked up a small basket. Ms Ao nodded and Deidara almost groaned. She would never leave them alone now that they were there.Sasori nodded. "'Kay thanks. Come on, Babe." Deidara grumbled something but followed his lover anyway. He was mostly on the lookout for a crazy teen with blue hair.

Sasori began looking for different items, checking the prices as he did so which just made Deidara bored. The blonde began rocking his baby who gave a gurgle and looked around curiously at his surroundings. Sasori looked over at his family and smiled. "You seem like you're tired, Babe~ Why don't I hold him?"

"No, we're both fine, un." Deidara sneered at his Danna and turned back to Hiroshi, wrapping him further into his blanket. He heard a pair of scurrying feet and he hoped Konan wouldn't be too loud. Konan appeared at the end of the aisle and Deidara grimaced.

"DEIDARA!" She looked over at the redhead. "AND SASORI!" She ran over to them, zooming in on Hiro who just yawned in her face. "HE'S SO FREAKING CUTE! WHEN CAN I HOLD HIM?!" Konan began doing the "potty dance" and Deidara just rolled his eyes.

Sasori chuckled as he put a bag of diapers in the small basket. "He won't even let me hold him, Konan; I don't think you'll get a chance for a while."

The bluenette whined. "Gosh darn it! I only got to hold him once, Dei~" She gave another whine and gave the biggest puppy dog eyes she could. "Pwease~?"

The blonde didn't even falter. "How about when you don't freak out every time you see us?"

"I'M CALM NOW! GIMME!" Konan reached out only to have Deidara pull away at the last second. "Come on, Dei! I only got to hold him once."

"Stop being a brat and just let her hold Hiro," Sasori said as he moved onto baby formula.

Deidara glared at his lover but sighed. "Only for two seconds, un." Deidara handed Hiro over gently to the bluenette and Konan beamed before holding the baby in her arms gently.

"He's so cute~ It makes me want one-"

"No, Konan." Deidara turned around to see Ms Ao walking past their aisle with some boxes in her arms.

Konan shrugged. "Oh well, it was worth a shot." She continued to hold Hiro and Deidara frowned before crossing his arms. He said two seconds! He began to tap his foot and a minute passed by and it sounded like stomping.

"Okay, you held him!" Deidara took Hiroshi back who just stared up at his mother in a daze.

"Awww~" Konan pouted as the baby was taken away from her, "After all the help I gave like keeping you from committing suicide…" She continued to pout, and Deidara just stuck his tongue out at her.

"Hey Babe, since you let Konan hold him, can I hold him as well for just a minute?" Deidara glared at him darkly, but Hiro gave a short whine, "Awww~ See Babe? He wants his Daddy to hold him~"

The blonde continued to glare at the older male, though after his baby sniffled slightly, about to burst into tears due because of tiredness, the blonde finally gave in and held Hiro out to the red head. Sasori beamed victoriously and handed the basket to Konan before taking the little red head. Hiroshi stopped sniffling, looking up at the red headed creature with a look of awe, surprised at being held by the odd creature.

The baby wondered again as to just who the strange man was, but soon recalled his tiredness. He nuzzled his head against the male's warm chest and closed his eyes, falling asleep within moments. Sasori smiled down at his sleeping son with Konan giving a puppy dog expressing, "Awww~!! He's so fudging adorable!!"

Deidara pursed his lips and began to tap his foot again impatiently, "…Okay, it's been a minute, give him back now…"

Sasori rolled his eyes lightly, "But Babe, if I hand him back now then he'll wake up and most likely start crying." The red head smirked and the blonde blanched, "I guess I'll just have to hold him until he wakes up on his own."

Deidara glared darkly at him once more, bearing his teeth as he did so, "Oh well!! Give him back, un!!" Sasori leaned forward and gave the blonde a kiss that lasted several seconds.

"Don't worry Babe; I think he will be fine with me holding him for a few minutes. He's my son too, you know? It's not like you can't trust me with Hiro, after I was the one who forced you to keep him." He looked down at the little red head in his arms as he gave a small yawn in his sleep, resulting in Sasori giving a tender smile down at his son. "Awww~ Isn't he just adorable?"

Deidara began to grind his teeth together, before losing his patience completely, "GIVE HIM BACK!!" The yelling woke Hiroshi up from his nap and he began to cry, to which the blonde reacted by snatching him off of the red head, "See, un?! You made him cry!!" Deidara began to rock his son and try to make him stop wailing.

Sasori just facepalmed and massaged his temple; the blonde was impossible!! He gave a harsh sigh and took the basket from Konan, returning to shopping for formula.

After about ten minutes of shopping and Konan following the small family around, talking non-stop; they finally got to the counter to pay for their purchases. "Hey, when're you going back to school, Dei?"

Deidara just shrugged as he rocked his sleeping baby. "I don't know, maybe a week or so, un. Kind of depends on Hiroshi too. Though I may be able to take him to school with me."

Konan's face turned blank. "OH MY GOD! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIRO EVERY DAY!" Hiroshi gave a whine and began crying.

"For the love of god. That's like the fifth time someone woke him up while he's sleeping, un," Deidara complained as he rocked his wailing baby back to sleep. He glared at Konan.

"Sorry, sorry, just excited is all!"

Deidara rolled his eyes and looked at Sasori who had just finished buying all of their things. "I'm getting tired, let's go home."

Sasori sighed. "Yeah, sure, bye Ms Ao." He smiled. "And Konan." The small family left the store and walked to the buses since Deidara began saying that Hiroshi liked going on them. "It just costs money, Babe."

"But he likes them!" Deidara complained. He looked down at Hiroshi who looked like he couldn't give a shit about what he wanted at the moment, just some uninterrupted sleep. "Would you deny your son his happiness?" Deidara asked, dead serious.

Sasori sighed. "I thought you wouldn't spoil him?" He asked as they got to the bus stop.

"But he likes it! I'm not spoiling him, just giving him some fun, un," Deidara pouted his lip out as he rocked Hiro a little more. "You wanna go on the bus right? Then you can fall asleep." The little redhead just yawned and snuggled his face into Deidara's chest, making the blonde aww at his son. "You're so fucking cute!"

Sasori rolled his eyes and moved them to the front of the line as the bus arrived. "You can't give him everything he wants...Wait, he can't even talk yet and you're saying what he wants?"

"But he always falls asleep on the bus and even on the car ride home from the hospital; he likes cars, un." Deidara cooed at his baby who just cooed back, on the brink of sleep. Deidara looked at his lover with a very smug expression and Sasori gave a small smile.

"Fine, but that doesn't mean we're buying a car or anything. I'm still trying to save up enough money just for us to move."

Deidara nodded. "Somewhere safer and with security guards, right?"

Sasori rolled his eyes and smiled. "Sure, but you'll have to get a job too to afford that."

The blonde stuck his tongue out at the red head before he looked to the right as the bus pulled up. They were the first onboard and the older male paid for their tickets, finding the cleanest seat on the bus. Deidara took the window seat and showed his son the view out of the window, the tired baby giving a short yawn at the sight, snuggling against his mother's chest.

Sasori rolled his eyes with a slight smirk and the bus took off, the little red head instantly falling asleep. The trip was short as their home was close to the store, but it was enough. They got off at their stop and then walked to the apartment complex, going up the five flights of steps without waking up their child. Once inside their home, they immediately moved to the nursery where the blonde put their son down in the crib with little complaint, "Awww~ See Babe? You're slowly getting better~"

"I just didn't want to accidentally wake him up is all…And I'm exhausted…" Deidara yawned and pulled the blanket to cover their son up to his chest, giving a small smile. Sasori kissed the blonde on the forehead and then led him back to the bedroom, the younger male crawling into the bed and practically passing out immediately.

The red head smiled at the blonde, slowly shaking his head before he left the room, moving back into the nursery. Sasori stood over the crib, watching his son sleep, smiling down at him with pride. Hiroshi slowly woke up, opening his dark brown eyes slowly while giving a yawn, "Awww~" Sasori cooed softly as he took the opportunity to hold his son, picking him up gently. The little red head blinked up at him slowly, before nuzzling his head against his Daddy's chest, giving a slight whine. Sasori smiled but he was disturbed when he heard the front door of the apartment ominously open. He blinked and was about to leave the nursery to see who it was, when the intruder suddenly walked into the old workroom, surprised to see Sasori there…Chiyo.

The woman sneered, "Dammit, why aren't you asleep Sasori? I always told you to go to bed at a reasonable time!! It's like midnight!!" Her voice was hushed, as if not wanting to wake the blonde who still slept a few rooms away. Hiro stared at the woman but didn't cry, feeling no threat while in the arms of the strong strange red haired creature, "Now you and I need to talk like civilized people, Sasori. I don't care that you allowed such trash to be the mother of my great grandchild, I can get passed that. But you can't possibly take care of this child. Firstly, you don't even have a proper job, secondly the boy's mother can't even produce breast milk, and thirdly you aren't even married to that trashy blonde!!"

Sasori blinked at the woman slowly before looking down at his son, rocking him gently, "Firstly, I quit my job at the library in order to get a proper job which does pay enough, secondly, not all women can produce breast milk anyway; it doesn't mean that they are any less deserving of having a child. Oh, and thirdly, my parents didn't get married until I was three years old. If you still don't think that I am perfectly capable of taking care of my own son, just look around the room." The woman blinked and finally gazed around the nursery, appeared to be taken aback slightly by how neat and well organised everything was. "Why would I give my child to you? You left me to fend all for myself in the bad side of the North when I was eighteen years old; you didn't even wait for me to get a job. As soon as you found out that I was into men, you couldn't stand being around me."

"It's disgusting!! I did everything I could for you; I could have sent you to one of those orphanages when your parents were murdered, but no, I was nice enough to raise you myself."

"And I'm grateful for that," the red head frowned slightly and felt his son nuzzle against his chest, "but you have to let me take care of my own child, and I think that my parents would agree if they were still alive today."

Chiyo sneered at him and was about to go off at the red head, but was stopped as someone put their hand on her shoulder. She blinked and turned around, surprised to see that her brother, Ebizo had followed her, "Let them keep their child, sis."

The old bag glared at her brother. "This doesn't concern you, Ebizo." Said male raised his long eyebrows in surprise.

"And the same goes for you. You should know better than to break into your grandson's home and try to steal his son-"

"Who I still believe cannot raise this child!" Chiyo turned her hateful glare at Hiroshi who decided to fall asleep again. "It's bad enough that he was brought into this world and that he is being forced to live a terrible life, which is why I think I should have him. You wouldn't know the first thing about raising a child."

Ebizo sighed and his shoulders slumped. "This isn't any of your business, sis."

"And it isn't yours! Why are you even here?"

"I drove." Chiyo just glared at her brother and Sasori sighed as he waited for his relatives to stop bickering. "Just let it go, Chiyo. Sasori and his... um, well the mother of his child are capable of taking care of their baby. He's made it this far."

Chiyo almost snarled. "Get out, Ebizo!"

"And you get out as well, un." Everyone turned to the door to see Deidara standing in the middle with his arms crossed. "I thought I told you to not come back, Sasori's bitchy grandmother." The blonde was glaring at the old bag and she just lifted her head higher in pride.

"Or what? You'll beat up an old woman? You could go to jail for that."

"And you broke into my home, un." Deidara said as he leaned against the doorway, his eyes darting to his son and lover quickly, before back to Chiyo. He sighed. "And you've threatened to take my son. We're all witnesses-"

"Oh don't act like you have anything on me! I was in the law enforcements and they'll never believe you!" There was a small cry from Hiroshi and Deidara narrowed his eyes at the old bag.

Sasori gently rocked his son and ran a hand through his soft baby hair in an effort to calm him down, succeeding in halting the child's cries. Hiroshi whined and tried to roll over in order to bury himself deeper against his loving father's chest, though without success. He did manage to bring up a hand, however, and proceeded to clutch to the red head's shirt, as if for dear life.

Ebizo frowned lightly and shook his head, "See sis? The baby doesn't want to be taken away from his parents either. Would you really put this child through the same pain that Sasori must have suffered when his parents were murdered? If you take their son away from them, then you are no better than the murderer."

Chiyo blinked in surprise, before scowling, "It is different…I'm trying to protect the poor little bastard!!"

"We are already protecting our son; from monsters like you, lady!!" Deidara glared at them darkly, baring his teeth in rage, "GET LOST!!" Hiroshi whimpered slightly and clung even tighter to the red head's shirt, trying to get away from the arguing. Sasori frowned sadly at his child and rocked him gently, trying to comfort his only son.

"Shhh…It's okay Hiroshi, daddy isn't going to let the mean old lady get you~" He gave his child a chaste kiss on the forehead, shooting a glare at the woman who had raised him for most of his life, "Chiyo; Deidara and I are perfectly capable of taking care of our own child. Again, I am grateful that you took care of me when my parents were killed, but you have to let me live my own life with my family."

Chiyo sneered at them before turning her head, pridefully sticking up her nose, "Fine then, have it your way. That thing," she pointed at Hiroshi, "is a lost cause anyway!! He's probably inherited your gay genes!! I hope your parents are rolling around in their graves knowing that their son brought such an…an…an ABOMINATION into the world!!"

Sasori practically snarled at the woman, bearing his own teeth as his own rare anger suddenly surfaced, "Chiyo…GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" He seethed and the woman physically flinched, backing up a few paces.

"F-Fine…Ebizo, let's go!!" Chiyo turned and shoved pass the blonde, out of sight. Her brother blinked as he watched her leave before turning back to Sasori, giving a small smile.

"Can I see Hiroshi?" Sasori was still quite pissed off, so he just tilted the scared baby slightly forward so he could get a look of his face, "My, he looks adorable; don't believe anything that sis says, I know that your parents would love your child and not think of it as an…Abomination…I'll make sure that she doesn't bother you again…Sorry for all this." He bowed slightly and turned, exiting the room and then the house. Deidara instantly moved over to the two red heads, wrapping one arm around Sasori and using the other to help support Hiroshi.

The older male gave a harsh sigh as his anger slowly disappeared, burying his face in the blonde's hair, "Sorry about that, Babe…I don't like getting angry, but they really pissed me off…"

"…It's okay, un…I don't think I've ever seen you angry before." The blonde gave him a kiss on the lips, noticing that the red head was shaking slightly from his outburst. Sasori offered Hiroshi to his lover and Deidara eagerly took his upset son, cooing softly over him, still leaning against the red head, soon giving him a sad smile, "I love you, un."

Sasori gave a soft smile and kissed his head. "Love you, too, Babe. Do you want help putting Hiro to sleep?"

The blonde shook his head. "No, I think I could manage right now. Go to bed; I'll be there soon." Sasori nodded and kissed the blonde once more, then his son on his head.

-x-

Deidara groaned as he sat on his bed with his son lying on his back, doing nothing. "It's boring here, huh?" Hiroshi didn't respond, just looked at his mother with a coo. He moved his arms around a little and Deidara gave him his finger.

Hiro held onto it tightly and Deidara sighed. It had been a week since Chiyo had tried to steal his and Sasori's son and they hadn't heard from her since. Everyone was fine with that but Deidara was still cautious. He would be going back to school the next day and he was not leaving his baby with any daycare devils. They would probably try to steal Hiro as well.

Deidara looked down at his baby with a smile. "You wanna go to school with mummy?" Hiro just yawned and gave a coo before moving his arms around some more, "Yeah, I know it's boring but I'm not leaving you with anyone else besides me or daddy, un." Again Hiro just stared at the ceiling. "Do you wanna go watch TV?" Again nothing. Deidara frowned. Sasori had said to try to read to him but he kept on forgetting. Sasori had picked up a picture book worth five dollars yesterday after work. Getting up quickly, Deidara went into the nursery and found the book lying on one of the dressers. He got back to Hiroshi who had begun to whine since he left. Deidara gently shushed him and picked him up gently before setting him in his lap so he was sitting up. "Here we are! The Lion's Roar, un."

The baby looked at the front cover which bore a picture of a lion who was crying on it, and he gave a soft cooing noise. Deidara opened up the book and began to slowly read it while showing his son the colourful pages.

"Once upon a time, there was a lion that had a great orange mane," there was a picture of the lion from the cover standing pridefully with the sun placed dramatically in the background, "and he was the bravest lion of all." He turned the page, "One day another mean lion came to make fun of him and to prove that he was the best. They had a game of might where they both had to lift rocks, and the brave lion won." He smiled softly and turned the page, "They then had a game of wits, which the brave lion also won." Hiroshi gurgled lightly and the blonde turned to the next page, "The last, however, was a roaring contest. The new lion gave a loud RAWR!!" Hiroshi was startled by the loud noise, though he didn't cry, "But when it was time for the brave lion to have a go, he couldn't roar!! He was so embarrassed because of this that he left his home in search of his roar, un."

Deidara turned the page and was about to continue reading, but was stopped when he looked down at his son, who had somehow managed to fall asleep in two seconds flat. The blonde blinked down at him, giving a harsh sigh before putting the book onto the end of the mattress. Deidara wrapped his arms around the little red head and lay down fully on the bed, cuddling his small sleeping son, soon falling asleep himself.
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Gamergirl224's avatar
Awww, cute and as for Chiyo's little plot I was thinking in my mind: Fuck you Chiyo! FUCK YOU! YOU PSYCHOTIC BITCH!
That is all I have to say about that....
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Awesome story all in all! ^w^