SasoDei- Lord of the Yaoi 12

SasoDei – Lord of the Yaoi – Chapter 12

Hook, Line and Sinner

A/N- You're all gonna hate me =3

The first thing Deidara noticed when he awoke was that his back was pressed up against Sasori, the puppet's arm wrapped around his waist protectively. Deidara felt content like this, like it was meant to be. Because it was meant to be.

But what had woken him up?

"WAKE UP!!!"

Deidara yelped at the loud voice and accidentally hit Sasori in the face with his elbow. Sasori woke up with a groan and rubbed his nose with his free hand. Deidara ignored his Danna and stared at the person who had woken them up.

"Erro, Bishies!!"

Deidara and Sasori both stared at the person who spoke.

It appears that Konan had gotten her voice back.

Deidara smiled.

"Konan!! Your voice is back!! It hasn't even been 10 days yet!!"

Konan smirked.

"What can I say, SasoDei is a miracle worker!!"

"Saso-what, un?"

"SasoDei!! You know, you paired with Sasori!! Some pretty hot Lemons last night!!" (A/N I thought that Konan should sound like an Otaku XD )

Deidara blushed like mad.

"Y-You…Saw that, un?"

"Obviously!! You both were so smexy!! Hidan saw as well, he said it was apart of a deal or some shit like that."

"Where is Hidan anyway?"

"Oh, he went outside for some random reason. OMG Sasori!! I can't believe that Operation: Lord of the Yaoi actually worked!!"

Sasori's eyes widened and he bit his lip. Konan…Don't…

Deidara quirked an eyebrow.

"Operation: Lord of the Yaoi, un?"

"Yeah!! To make you have sex with Sasori!! 5 Stages!! 1st stage was to make you want him, 2nd stage was to make you need him, 3rd stage was to make you beg at his feet, that stage failed but meh, 4th stage was to make you fall in love with him, and 5th stage was for you to let him screw you!! And it worked!! Yay SasoDei smut!!!"

Deidara stared at Konan, horrified. He suddenly started to thrash about, pulling himself out of Sasori's grip and standing, staring angrily at the red head, not really noticing that he was still naked.

"YOU DID THIS WHOLE THING JUST TO MAKE ME SLEEP WITH YOU, UN!?! YOU SICK TWISTED DISGUSTING BASTARD!!! LET ME GUESS!! YOU LIED TO ME YESTERDAY WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU LOVED ME!?!"

"No, Dei, I do love you!! Operation whatever was before I realised that I loved you!! I love you, Dei!!"

"OH SPARE ME!!!" Deidara pulled on his pants and threw his Akatsuki cloak back on, not even caring to retrieve his shirt. He turned and once more glared at Sasori, rage plastered over his once beautiful looks. "DON'T TOUCH ME EVER AGAIN!!! DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME, UN!!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!!"

Sasori stood up. "Dei, listen-"

"OH DON'T 'DEI' ME YOU BASTARD!! I THOUGHT YOU HAD CHANGED, BUT YOU'RE STILL AS DISGUSTING AND CRUEL AS WHEN YOU WERE HIRUKO!!!" Deidara turned and stormed out the cave.

Sasori gave a grimaced expression and sighed. He started to slip his clothes on, putting Deidara's forgotten shirt into one of his pockets.

"Woops. Guess I shouldn't have opened-"

Sasori threw Konan a dirty look, making her shut up.

"I wish you hadn't gotten your voice back."

And with that, Sasori disappeared from the cave, leaving a shocked Konan.

She made a grim face and looked down at her feet.

"So I guess that was how the fish was caught…"

-

By the time Sasori left the cave, Deidara was already out of view.

"DEI!!!"

He started to search for the blonde. He hadn't lied. He did love Deidara. He loved him so damn much!!

"DEI!! COME OUT NOW!!!"

He continued to uselessly search for the blonde.

-

Hidan was throwing rocks at a something hanging from the branches of a large tree.

That was how Deidara found him.

"Hello, Hidan."

Hidan looked around at the blonde and gave his usual toothy grin.

"Hey fag!!"

"Shut up."

"Aww, you know I don't fucking mean it!!"

"What are you doing, un?"

Hidan turned his attention back to the tree, throwing yet another rock.

"There's something in this fucking tree, like a pair of boxers or something. It's black. Can't see it very well."

"Okay then."

Hidan threw yet another rock, this one colliding with the object dead centre. There was the snapping sound as the small branch it was on broke and the object came tumbling down to Earth.

Hidan smirked triumphantly and moved to go find out what the object was.

"Hey Hidan. Can I ask you something, un?"

Hidan picked up the thing and started to examine it.

"Shoot."

"How do you think the fish git caught, un?"

Hidan looked at Deidara, quirking an eyebrow.

"He fell into temptation by the promise of food?"

Deidara shook his head.

"He opened his mouth." (A/N Not my line, I heard it on a TV show though can't remember which one ^-^" )

Hidan quirked an eyebrow.

"What happened to you?"

"Sasori…he…"

"Here. I believe this fucking belongs to you."

Hidan held out the object which had fallen from the tree. Deidara's eyes widened at the familiar object.

His Iwagakure head band.

"Sasori…he…lied to me…"

Something dripped on the head band's slab of metal. Deidara faintly thought that it had started raining again. He then realised that he was crying.

"Sasori just wanted to fuck me…Like a toy…Like a cheap whore…"

Waves of grief started to rack Deidara's body. More tears started to leak from his azure eyes. He suddenly flung his arms around Hidan, knocking them both to the ground with Deidara lying in Hidan's lap, crying on his chest. Hidan made a pitiful expression and wrapped his arms around his friend, not knowing what else to do.

"Just let it out, Dei. I'm here for you."

Deidara started to cry harder against his chest.

"DEI!! I KNOW YOU'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!!!"

The puppet emerged into the clearing, his face sorrowful.

Hidan glared at Sasori.

"Fuck off."

"Just let me-"

"NO!!! FUCK OFF!!"

Deidara started to cry harder.

Sasori bit his lip.

"Hidan, just let me talk to Deidara."

"DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE FUCKING DONE ENOUGH!?!"

Sasori opened his mouth to reply but he felt a hand on his arm. He looked to see Konan behind him, shaking her head.

He looked back into the clearing to see that Hidan and Deidara had disappeared.

Sasori scowled. Dammit!!

Sasori took a step forward, about to go find them once more, when the bellow of the conch burst out over the island.

-

=3 You all hate me now

There are 3 things I have always wanted to write.

1- Write a DeiSaso story (In process X3 )
2- Write a SasoDei story with lots of Bondage and S and M (Heh X3)
3- Write a story which has a twist in it that makes you all hate me X3

Poor DeiDei

Ooo some symbolism there!!!

Hidan throwing Rocks. I said in an earlier chapter that he was like Roger. Roger in Lord of the Flies (if you don't know) always throws rocks X3 Lolz

And also with Deidara's head band. It's like the memory of society and how it looks down on homosexuality =[ Awww

Oh, and I've been reading this fan fiction lately and I'm going to do something that they do X3 Ahem.

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