SasoDei- Lord of the Yaoi 4

SasoDei – Lord of the Yaoi – Chapter 4

Golden Fruit

Deidara awoke to the bellowing of the conch shell. He looked around to the platform to see that it was Itachi who had blown the shell, with Sasori standing next to him. Damn Uchiha, had to be so great at everything.

Deidara made his way to the pink granite stage, climbing up and sitting on one of the trees.

"Good to see you join us, Percival Wemsy Madison, of the Vicarage, Harcourt St. Anthony."

Deidara stared dumbly at the Uchiha. Sasori leaned to Deidara's ear to whisper.

"It's the name of a Littlun in Lord of the Flies. Itachi thinks he is on the same island as the book."

Deidara gave a nod, still fairly confused. He would have to get his hands on that book.

The rest of the Akatsuki made their way onto the platform, Itachi greeting them all one by one.

Zetsu was Samneric.

Tobi was Simon.

Hidan was Roger.

Kakuzu was Maurice.

Kisame was Piggy.

And Pein was Merridew; or more commonly known as Jack.

None really took the nick names seriously, though Kisame seemed a little unhappy with his.

Itachi handed the conch shell to Sasori and sat down next to Piggy…Woops, I mean Kisame.

"Thank you Itachi. Now, with the increase of people, we should build another hut."

There was the nodding of heads, none even daring to murmur when they were not in possession of the conch.

"Good then. Now, we will have to explore the island."

Once more, there was only the nodding of heads.

"Okay, so the groups will be 5 to 4. Dei- I mean Percival and I will work on another hut. We have had practise from building the last 3 huts. Piggy and Itachi should stay on the beach as well since they know the least about the island. Any objections? No? Good."

-

Deidara, Sasori, Itachi and Kisame sat on the shore, watching the sun set. Itachi had finally been able to at least stop calling Kisame 'Piggy', after being persuaded that Piggy's real name was actually Kisame, even though it probably wasn't.

They were sipping coconuts which Sasori had gotten out of one of the many palm trees which lined the beach. Deidara wasn't really fond of coconut, but the ones which grew on this Edenic Island tasted better than any drink Deidara had ever tasted.

They had finished the hut earlier than expected, and now awaited the return of the other Akatsuki members.

"Hey, Percival Wemsy Madison, of the Vicarage, Harcourt St. Anthony?"

Deidara looked over at the Uchiha, an annoyed expression on his face.

"I already told you, un, just call me Deidara."

"Deidara? I can't remember that."

"…You can't remember Deidara…Yet you remember Perciva Wimp Mandir, of the Vikings, Hardcore St. Blah blah, un."

"Percival Wemsy Madison, of the Vicarage, Harcourt St. Anthony."

"Oh whatever, un!! What do you want?"

"Aren't you supposed to be 6?"

Deidara stared at him.

"6!?! IM 19 YOU DUMB ASS RODENT, UN!!!"

Itachi was silent but continued to stare at Deidara intently. Suddenly his expression changed to a bit of a glare.

"Oh shut up you half brained blonde excuse of an Artist."

Deidara and Kisame both stared at Itachi.

"Hey, Weasel, what's my name, un?"

"Deidara you dumbass."

Sasori gave a soft chuckle.

"It seems he had remembered you, Deidara, must have been the yelling at him that caused him to remember you."

"Oh that's just fucking swell, I think I liked him better before."

Itachi continued to glare at Deidara.

"Hey, Itachi? Do you remember me?"

Itachi's onyx eyes flicked over to Kisame. After a few seconds he shook his head.

"Only as Piggy, Kisame."

Kisame sighed.

"Damn."

-

Pein and he others emerged from the forest, dragging a sow carcass with them.

It had already grown to night, and Itachi had ignited he fire, Sasori having retaught how he used a fire jutsu. They cooked the pink pig over the roaring flames as Pein drew a mud map of the island in the dumb sand.

"The small waterfall is located at the very centre of the island and the river runs off to the other side of the island opposite us. There is a small mountain located here. There are several pig runs around the island. Other than this beach there are really no over distinctive features which we have located."

Sasori nodded. It sounded a lot like the island in Lord of the Flies. Weird.

They all then sat around the fire, talking, laughing, and eating the juicy fatty pork of the large sow.

"HEY!! THIS PIG IS FUCKING DELICIOUS!! I FUCKING WANT MORE OF THIS SHIT!!"

"SHUT UP HIDAN!!"

The group looked over at Itachi. Guess Itachi now remembered Hidan.

A small laugh rippled across the group at this.


-

Deidara lay back in the warm sand, heated by the fire.

"I miss money…"

"Oh stop your bickering, Kakuzu."

That was now a total of 7 people Itachi now remembered. Sasori, Hidan, Deidara, Tobi, Pein, Zetsu and Kakuzu. The only one which he could not remember was his partner, Kisame.

How could Itachi know all these people, yet not have any idea whom their closest friend was? Deidara just didn't get it.

It was getting late now. Deidara stood up and pulled one of the sticks out the fire. He waved it a bit till the flame on it went out and walked about 3 metres from the others. He stuck the stick into the ground and smiled triumphantly.

Deidara walked back to the others, still wearing the smirking smile on his lips.

"What was that about?"

"Sun dial, un!!"

There was a murmur of agreement amongst the members, after all, time was important.

-

Deidara stood up and stretched his stiff limbs.

Only he, Sasori and Pein were still awake.

"I'm going to go to sleep, un."

Pein and Sasori both nodded and Deidara disappeared into the 3rd hut.

"Do you think she is okay?"

"Konan? She is a tough girl, she can take care of herself."

"I know…It's just that…I never got to tell her how I truly felt about her…"

Pein only acted this way around Sasori, Konan, Zetsu and Kakuzu.

"Don't worry. She can take care of herself. She is most definitely alive and kicking."

Pein gave a nod and stood up.

"I'm going to bed to. It is indeed late."

Sasori nodded and Pein made his way to the 1st shelter.

Sasori watched to see Tobi exiting the 3rd shelter and skulking off into the forest. Only Sasori knew that Tobi went off every night to sleep by himself in the forest. Just like Simon from Lord of the Flies.

Sasori watched as the fire finally gave up, the darkness swallowing the last flame, leaving only a small tail of rising smoke. Sasori finally realised how truly tired he was. He hadn't slept since a week before thy arrived on the island; he did need a bit of occasional sleep after all. He stood up and made his way into the 3rd shelter. He lay down about a metre away from the sleeping blonde, giving a small smile at the innocent sleeping face. Sasori then closed his eyes and slept; his dreams filled with his blonde partner. Course Sasori would be out of the hut before anyone woke up; he was on sentry duty after all.

The dream which Sasori dreamt was not of the other world. Where he had been Akasuna no Sasori. On this island he was just Sasori, having a dream about the blonde boy across from him in the shelter.

But of course, the Akatsuki weren't Gay.

-

The moon was but a small sliver now in the sky. But maybe if Sasori had actually been keeping an eye out, like he had been supposed to, he might have noticed the speck above the island. A figure dropping swiftly beneath a paper parachute. The changing winds of various altitudes took the figure where they would. The wind steadied and changed into a steady curve, bringing the figure to a land near the middle of the island, the paper ripping, catching and tangling in a tree which bore golden fruit. A paper rose fell from the girls blue hair and landed softly and unnoticed on the forest floor below.