SasoDei Shooting Star 3

Warning- Frequent Course Language and a bit of mature content

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The first thing Deidara noticed when he woke up was that he was in Sasori's bed. He was about to question why, when he suddenly remembered the events of the night before. His sweaty body moaning and screaming out Sasori's name. He shuddered at the thought and looked around the room. He made a sad expression. No Sasori.

This wasn't unusual, Sasori was usually out in the mornings, not that they had ever slept together before, but Deidara had half expected Sasori to be there when he woke up. He sighed, but noticed something on the bed side table. On the levitating surface sat a tray. Deidara gave a faint smile. Sasori had never bought him breakfast in bed before. Deidara pulled the tray onto his lap, ignoring the slight pain in his ass.

Lots of things on this planet were futuristic. Lots of things levitated. You could buy levitating tables, chairs, beds, nearly anything. Sasori, though, had an old fashion home, which meant it was nearly exactly like the modern homes on Earth. Sure he had levitating dining chairs and a levitating kitchen table, but that was about it. But Deidara liked that about Sasori. Deidara put the tray back on the table, deciding that he needed to use the bathroom before he ate breakfast.

He was in Sasori's private bathroom, washing his hands, when he noticed something on his neck. Had he got drunk and got a tattoo? Oh wait, they didn't have alcohol on this planet. Deidara moved his hair out the way and looked at the mark. The tattoo, or whatever it was, was a black scorpion. Deidara blinked at it. Sasori had done that? Well, Sasori's signature was a scorpion. In fact, the scorpion looked exactly like Sasori's signature, which was an Emperor Scorpion. Deidara didn't know what to say. He sighed. Oh well, no biggy. Probably just his imagination, or a hickey. Deidara walked back out the bathroom and back into the bed, bringing the tray onto his lap once more.

He finished eating the breakfast which Sasori had made and was about to put the tray back when something caught his eyes. A book sat neatly on the corner of the tray. He picked up the smallish brown book. The title read 'Deltoid Rituals and Sacraments'. Deidara noticed a bookmark sticking out of it. He picked it up and flipped to where it was, beginning to read.

'Ritual and Sacrament of Partnership.

The Ritual and Sacrament of Partnership is one of the most important of all. When a Deltoid reaches the age of 25, if they have not already been claimed, they are bought before the Great Three. They then tell or are told who they are believed to be partnered with. Once this is decided, they are to claim them as their partner.

Accepting-

Before claiming the other as their partner, they must first be accepted. To be accepted by the other, they are to first show they have selected them by kissing them. If the other pulls away, then they have been rejected and the Deltoid must choose another to be their partner. If they do not pull away, or deepen the kiss, then they have accepted the other as their partner.'

Deidara was speechless. So, if he had pulled away from that kiss, like he had wanted to…then…Sasori would have stopped? He read on.

'Claiming-

Every intelligent species, from Deltoids to Otrons, Ninagas, Humans and Tronstas have their own animal signature. Most of the animals are from the fairly primitive planet, Earth, which has the largest and most unique species of known fauna. To claim someone, you put your signature on them. To do this, one must bite the other traditionally on the neck, though anywhere is acceptable, and say "I claim you" in Tranlunium. Despite technology, it is unknown how but the biter's signature appears an inch away from where they were bitten. The one who is being claimed must then bite the Claimer. The Claimer must then say "You claim I", also in Tranlunium. The other's signature will then appear an inch away from the bite. Most couples usually have sex afterwards, though some wait until after the bond is officially sealed by the Great Three.

Officially Sealing the Bond-

The couple must present themselves before the great three where they will seal the bond and the two officially become Partners. There are many different names for this. Sealing, Bonding, Uniting and Marriage are the main 4 though.'

Deidara was shocked over what he was reading. He was about to put the book down when he noticed the next head line.

'Children-

Deltoid's inner organ structure is similar, meaning both males and females are capable of baring children. Usually the claimed are the ones who bare the child-'

Deidara stopped reading and closed the book.

He put it back on the tray and moved it back onto the side table. He bought his legs up and curled up into a ball. He was scared. It was just so complicated.

He had slept with Sasori, and now apparently they were, in Earth terms, Engaged!

Deidara whimpered. He was scared. It's not like he didn't love Sasori. Hell, he had been in love with Sasori for about 3 years. 3 whole fucking years. All that time. Not one hug. Not one kiss. Not even one word about the subject. Then suddenly, all that in one night!! And now they were supposed to get married? That was why he was scared.

Did Sasori really love him?

Or did he just need a 'Partner' or whatever Deidara was now?

Deidara practically threw the sheets off of him, getting out the bed. He grabbed his clothes which had been flung all around the room, getting dressed as he did so. He needed someone to talk to.

As he had predicted, Sasori wasn't home. Good. He was the person Deidara least wanted to see at that moment. He grabbed his mobile, which had been one of the only two possessions, the other being the bird sculpture, which he had bought from Earth. He had not used it once though, it was always off since Deidara didn't have a charger for it and he didn't even know if it would work. He held down the end call button, which turned it on. The first thing he noticed was the 219 new messages. Guess some people had realised he'd disappeared.

There was only one name in his phone book. His best friend, Hidan.

He hadn't seen or talked to him in the 4 years he had lived on Amegakure. What would he say? Would he have a different mobile phone number now? Even if it was, would it work?

Only one way to find out. He pressed the green call button and waited for it.

"Hidan speaking."

Deidara gulped.

"Hidan, un?"

"…Deidara?"

"Hey Hidan."

"WHAT THE FUCK DEIDARA!?! YOU'RE ALIVE!?!"

"…Yeah…"

"EVERYONE THINKS YOUR DEAD!! THE POLICE FOUND NO TRACE OF YOU!!"

"Really? Hmmm, looks like some people did care that I was gone, un."

"A LOT OF PEOPLE DID!! Me, Kakuzu, Tobi, Zetsu, HEAPS OF PEOPLE!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!"

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you, un."

"Deidara. You were…are my best friend, of course I would fucking believe you!!"

"Well, okay…I'm on a planet called Amegakure…About 4 years ago, I saw a shooting star. It turned out to be a space ship…It crash landed a few metres away from me…This alien called Sasori was in it…We talked for a bit and he used my cell to call for help…Another alien called Konan came…Sasori offered me to come to Amegakure with him…I've been on Amegakure ever since...un…"

There was silence for a bit on the other end.

"What I'm shocked about is that you actually went. We all miss you…You might want to give the others a call…No one is going to believe me…"

"I'm sure I will be able to come and visit you soon, I can't call everyone, it's basically a miracle I can call you, I don't have a charger for my phone and it will go out soon…"

"Oh yeah, your fucking phone charger, I think I got it here actually, a lot of your stuff is in my basement…I couldn't bare to let them throw the fucking junk away…"

"Its okay, un…"

"So what is it like on another planet? Are the aliens little and green like the movies?"

"It continuously rains, but the cities are in giant glass domes which are water resistant and muffle out the sound of the rain…You can get levitating stuff, though there are no cars. People either walk or use bikes…No pollution. No, the aliens are called Deltoids and they look like normal people, except that they have weird natural hair colour, like Sasori has hair as red as an apple!!"

"Tell me more about this Sasori. Are you two boy friends?" Hidan burst out laughing on his side of the phone.

"No, un…"

"Well wh-"

"We're engaged."

Silence once more.

"Oh…When?"

"Apparently yesterday. That's the whole reason I'm calling actually…un…"

"Tell me every little fucking detail."

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"And now I'm just really scared, un…"

"Quite a fucking long story. And complicated."

"What do I do, un?"

"I have no fucking idea. Sasori probably thought that you had read the fucking book, or knew or something."

"Well, I knew that there was like, marriage and that here, but I thought that it would be like, with rings at that, un!!"

"Well, I tell you what you should fucking do, you should go tell Sasori tha-"

The phone suddenly went dead.

"Hidan?"

Deidara looked to see the screen was blank.

"DAMMIT!!! Out of batteries. Of all times, un." Deidara whined. I need to go out for a walk.

He put down the run down phone and walked out the apartment.

"I wonder if Kisame and Itachi are at the park, un…"

He walked down the small stair way and out the gate. The environment was lush inside the domes. There was no pollution on Amegakure. Things either used no fuel, or a renewable energy source. The first thing Deidara noticed when he was walking down the street were the odd looks he got by some of the people. He and Sasori lived in the rich part of Amegakure. Though there was no such thing as poverty here. It was a utopia, except it was real. No Poverty. No Pollution. No more war since the Galactic war which Sasori's parents had died in. No Hunger. Deidara loved the place.

He ignored the people's looks and made his way to the park, where Kisame and Itachi usually visited.

Sure enough, there they were, sitting at their usual seat. Kisame wore the Red Cloak like Deidara since he was from another planet which wasn't one of the 3 main ones, and Itachi wore his green Konohagakure one. Deidara sat down next to him, getting the same weird look which everyone was giving him from Kisame, and Itachi's usual bored expression.

"What's with the look, Kisame un?'

Itachi answered for Kisame.

"It's just rare for one who has been claimed, yet who has not had the bond sealed, to be out without their partner. It's even rarer for one who is pregnant."

"Yeah, well when I woke up Sasori was- WHAT!?! PREGNANT!?! I'M NOT PREGNANT!!! I'M A GUY!!! I KNOW YOU DELTOIDS CAN GET PREGNANT WHATEVER GENDER, BUT I'M A HUMAN!!!"

Itachi continue to give him his bored expression.

"We Deltoids have a keener sense of smell than you humans. I can tell that you have been claimed, but that the bond hasn't been sealed, and that you are indeed pregnant. Did Sasori possibly give you a pink pill before having sex with you?"

Deidara opened his mouth to tell Itachi no, when he suddenly remembered Sasori had indeed given him a pill before. Deidara whimpered and buried his head into his arms.

"Told you."

"Shut up, un."

"Oh yeah, Sasori wanted us to give you this if we saw you."

Deidara blinked and looked back up to see Kisame holding out an envelope to him. Deidara took it and looked at it. How had Sasori known he would have gone to Itachi and Kisame?

"Guess Sasori knows you more than you think."

Deidara ignored this and opened the letter.

'Dear Dei

I am sorry for not telling you about the Ritual and Sacrament of Partnership. I also apologize for not being there when you awoke this morning. I could not bear to tell you myself as I feared your reaction. But Deidara, as I said, I do love you. Don't even think for a millisecond that I do not. If you do love me, then please come to the Great Hall at 3 past mid day. Thank You.

Lots of Love, Sasori.'

3 past mid day? That meant 3pm. But…Was he going to go or not?

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Sasori stood before the great three.

"You should have told him about Partnership, Sasori."

Sasori just nodded. He already knew that he should have.

"This has not happened before, Sasori. Not once has someone claimed someone whom doesn't wish for the bond to be sealed."

Sasori was just silent.

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Deidara was running. He had finally made up his mind. He wanted to be with Sasori. He ran faster. Dammit, he had to get to the Great Hall!! It was already 3:15!!! Dammit!!

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"Sasori, we are sorry."

Sasori had remained silent.

"We do not know what you are to do, Sasori. You cannot claim someone else as you have already claimed him…"

"We are sorry Sasori…"

Sasori gave a nod and turned to leave.

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Deidara swung open the doors, panting heavily. He emerged into the golden hall way, looking around.

"Where's…Sasori…un...?" He was panting from running all the way there. To his dismay, he did not see Sasori in the room.

"Ah, Deidara! So nice of you to join us!"

"Where's Sasori?"

"He left about 2 minutes ago. You just missed him."

Deidara turned and ran out the room, after Sasori.

Tsunade gave a sigh.

"We all know what will happen if Deidara doesn't reach Sasori?"

The other two nodded.

"Let's hope that Deidara finds him before it's too late."